Monday, August 16, 2010

BBQ Humor

What's more dangerous than a friend loose and alone in your kitchen? A fellow BBQ and KCBS Judge friend, that's who! A couple weeks ago my friend Jayme was raiding the cabinet for something and left me a little gift. At first glance, I almost missed it, but the handwritten note neatly tied up with butcher's twine seem oddly out of place. I had to unfurl it:

A little Liquid Smoke Humor

Yes, I was busted. Although in full disclosure, I only use liquid smoke in a BBQ sauce, nothing else, I swear! Good eyes Jayme, although I must ask...I keep the liquid smoke burried in the back of the cabinet. So Jayme, just how did you manage to identify it so quickly? Perhaps you were familiar with it's design based on your on experiences? Nah, that couldn't be it. Hmmm, I think I'll go ponder it while I pee...standing up, thank you.