Classy. Isn't it? Outside of having to plug in and program the clock, having a remote control with no batteries and the distinct odor of formaldehyde, these are fairly swank surroundings. I plan on hanging out in the nice relaxing leather chair that Keith is currently sitting in doing his Borat "King of the Castle" routine.Here is the front desk. They actually use real keys! Keith and Dan think they contain gold and are currently thinking of a way to melt them down.