Yes, I was supposed to try Udderly Smooth Udder Cream. As the name suggests, this cream is targeted for cow udders...not man hands. First of all, anything that has directions that start:
Wash udder and teat parts througly with clean water and soap...
and ends with:
Apply uniformly to chafed area and bruises to maintain skin suppleness
is not what I need to help my dry hands.